I'm in the danger zone!

You know you've said it at least once (or a thousand times)... "when hell freezes over".

I used to say that a lot. Until I moved to Florida. Then I switched to "when it snows in Central Florida."

Well, damn. I'm in the danger zone here. I heard one weather report that said we may get snow flurries this weekend.

Hmmm, does that mean I now have to:

1. Eat sea urchin
2. Wear bright orange
3. Buy a pair of stilettos
4. Ride the space ride at Disney
5. Ride the mechanical bull backwards
6. Watch football
7. Wear a pair of capri pants (with those stilettos)
8. Drink beer
9. Go bungee jumping
10. Swim with the sharks

Maybe I'll switch back to "when hell freezes over".